dirlagraun
titanite-stormcrows
i think my fav thing about griffin as a dm is that instead of going “unfortunately the ooze is immune to slashing damage :/” he says “if you were making a pb&j sandwich and you dropped some jelly on the counter, would you take a knife and just start cutting at it you dumb son of a bitch”
dirlagraun
iwilleatyourenglish
Hagfish were made when God looked at a lamprey and said “hmm could stand to be even more vile and demonic”
“what if I added more goop?”
god turning a big dial taht says “Slime” on it and constantly looking over his shoulder at the angels like a contestant on the price is right
dirlagraun
mrtaako
to live the life of a minecraft slime………………………………………………….. ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….effervescent
dirlagraun
strangeauthorarchive
That’s too many words there’s gotta be a way to shorten it and get the same point across
if your ass ain’t big enough that’s a personal problem
dirlagraun
strangeauthorarchive
Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.
My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch
